Comments on: Woman and the Frog http://amitbhatia.in/2008/03/25/laughter/woman-and-the-frog/ to find everything is impermanent. Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:56:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: vinayhttp://amitbhatia.in/2008/03/25/laughter/woman-and-the-frog/comment-page-1/#comment-143 vinay Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:49:11 +0000 http://amitbhatia.in/2008/03/25/laughter/woman-and-the-frog/#comment-143 hi Sir,Nice one!!!! hi Sir,

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]]> By: Gaganhttp://amitbhatia.in/2008/03/25/laughter/woman-and-the-frog/comment-page-1/#comment-141 Gagan Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:17:04 +0000 http://amitbhatia.in/2008/03/25/laughter/woman-and-the-frog/#comment-141 my contributation[b]Some Facts:[b]Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A: Marry herQ: Why do women always watch movie through the end? A: They are waiting for the wedding to occur and start thinking why she married his loverQ: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A: You can always eat something out of a fridgeTwo men were in a pub. One man said, "Did you know that beer contains female hormones?" The other man said, "No! Is it true?" "Yes, said the first man, If you drink too much, you start talking crap and you drive terribly."[b]Some Tips for women.[/b]Your sudden change in emotions confuses men. Please for God say!!! Understand us we don’t know what is going on inside your head most of the time.Tell the truth!!! Lies just make you more stupid, not just simply stupid.Stop using "it's my life" as an excuse to do more terrible things. It's his life too... and fact of the matter is your decisions are hurting him only…. OMG it never came in your mind.If you feel like straying, or if you're feeling bored with the guy, TELL HIM. Don't hide it, don’t try to suppress it by having cyber *** with other people on the Internet. Think, if you tell him he can try to give you more attention of whatever it is you think you needMen want to be a part of your life and we want to know more about you. We try to remember every detail, person and drama you tell us about. A woman’s life often has many situations and we enjoy knowing all of them as your CYBER BOY FRIEND. We assure you we’ll also start tuning after a certain amount of gossip.LOOK UP THE WORDS MORALITY, KINDNESS, TRUST, And COMMITMENT IN DICTIONARY... YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO CLUE.IF YOU WANT TO BREAKUP WITH A GUY, DO IT TO HIS FACE. DON’T USE LETTERS, EMAIL OR THE PHONE. Trying not to hurt our feelings by hoping we get the hint doesn’t work. If you do not want to see or date us, not telling us is more confusing and painful than being upfront. You are not sparing our feelings by avoiding us, but making us feel worse.DON’T BE SO MEAN THAT YOU TRY TO MAKE US FEEL GUILTY ON OUR RELATION. ATLEAST LOVE US AS WE DO, WITHOUT GIVING A GRIEF.THINK OFTEN OF YOUR THOUGHTS BECAUSE TIME IS COMING FOR YOU AND NO AMOUNT OF MAKEUP CAN'T HIDE THAT UGLY SOUL OF YOURS.If the 10 don't make sense to you… die!!! So we can get a better planet. (I am damn sure it will take time to understand) my contributation

[b]Some Facts:[b]

Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry her

Q: Why do women always watch movie through the end?
A: They are waiting for the wedding to occur and start thinking why she married his lover

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: You can always eat something out of a fridge

Two men were in a pub. One man said, “Did you know that beer contains female hormones?”
The other man said, “No! Is it true?”
“Yes, said the first man, If you drink too much, you start talking crap and you drive terribly.”

[b]Some Tips for women.[/b]

Your sudden change in emotions confuses men. Please for God say!!! Understand us we don’t know what is going on inside your head most of the time.

Tell the truth!!! Lies just make you more stupid, not just simply stupid.

Stop using “it’s my life” as an excuse to do more terrible things. It’s his life too… and fact of the matter is your decisions are hurting him only…. OMG it never came in your mind.

If you feel like straying, or if you’re feeling bored with the guy, TELL HIM. Don’t hide it, don’t try to suppress it by having cyber *** with other people on the Internet. Think, if you tell him he can try to give you more attention of whatever it is you think you need

Men want to be a part of your life and we want to know more about you. We try to remember every detail, person and drama you tell us about. A woman’s life often has many situations and we enjoy knowing all of them as your CYBER BOY FRIEND. We assure you we’ll also start tuning after a certain amount of gossip.

LOOK UP THE WORDS MORALITY, KINDNESS, TRUST, And COMMITMENT IN DICTIONARY… YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO CLUE.

IF YOU WANT TO BREAKUP WITH A GUY, DO IT TO HIS FACE. DON’T USE LETTERS, EMAIL OR THE PHONE.

Trying not to hurt our feelings by hoping we get the hint doesn’t work. If you do not want to see or date us, not telling us is more confusing and painful than being upfront. You are not sparing our feelings by avoiding us, but making us feel worse.

DON’T BE SO MEAN THAT YOU TRY TO MAKE US FEEL GUILTY ON OUR RELATION. ATLEAST LOVE US AS WE DO, WITHOUT GIVING A GRIEF.

THINK OFTEN OF YOUR THOUGHTS BECAUSE TIME IS COMING FOR YOU AND NO AMOUNT OF MAKEUP CAN’T HIDE THAT UGLY SOUL OF YOURS.

If the 10 don’t make sense to you… die!!! So we can get a better planet. (I am damn sure it will take time to understand)

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