Valentine’s Poem by Mechanical Engineer

Amit Bhatia — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:03:36 +0000

I was alone and all was dark
Beneath me and above
My life was full of stress and strain
but not the love train

But now that you are here with me
My heart is overjoyed
You turn the gear of my heart
into the car Ford

You load things from my memory
Onto my system’s bus
My life was once assembly code
Now its C++

I love the way you cool things
My breaks you can fix
The heat across your state is
much more than joule six

With your clutches and gears
You have built my differential gear
I cannot survive without you
You are my radiator

You have accelerated my life, increased my gain
And made my maths discreet
And now I’ll end my poem here
Control, Alt and Delete.

Woman and the Frog

Amit Bhatia — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:56:51 +0000

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!” The woman said, “That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. ”
The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times “milder” than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense

Simply Njoy [:)]

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Valentine’s Poem by Mechanical Engineer

Woman and the Frog